I Need a New Morning Routine

This little girl is amazing. I think I need to stand on my counter and do this every morning. "I can do anything great. I like my mom. I like my house. I like my stuff. . ."

I got a formspring. I got a formspring. I got a formspring. Hey, hey, hey, hey!

So go check out my Formspring. What are you waiting for? You can ask me anything, really anything. I'm bored. Go entertain me!

Hello, Yuri Pleskun. Hi.

I really like this Yuri Pleskun guy. Thank you NylonTV & Nylon magazine for showing me this gem. He's cute. He's not stuck up. His name's Yuri. He has a bit of a Ukranian accent. He loves chicken wings. What's not to love?

I like to meet you Yuri Pleskun. Maybe we can go get some chicken wings together. Or maybe you could even make them for me. Hehe.



Sidenote: I've been meaning to get a subscription to Nylon mag since like January or February. Maybe I should actually do that soon. Remember.

PrankPrankPrank

Ok this prank is just funny:



vc: Philthy's Diversions

Twitter is old news. Flutter is what's up. (lies.)

Twitter is amazing right? Right. What if there were something even better? Crazy talk. Well it's here: Flutter. See for yourself in the video below.

'Twitter be worried. Very Very worried.'


I want FlutterEyes! What better way to completely cut out all human interaction! Wait, that might not be so good. Oh well. Still want.

This video of funny goodness brought to you by The Next Web and more recently on Twitter via @EricaFinley, my lovely Twitter introducer.

Fuzz

May this brighten anyone's day:



I know. I'm ridiculous.

Kittehs.

Kittens! Oh my. This is just too good to pass up. I didn't even used to like cats. I'm also allergic to them. So why are they so freaking cute? This kid is just great.

Oh child.

Funny post-dentist videos can be quite funny (as my friend Megan knows first hand), so here is one with this poor child that has no idea what's going on. It's comic gold (well since I'm sure the child is fine now). So cute.

I caught this on Tavi's blog and think it's pretty fab.

Vampires AND Mates of State?

This just in:

Last night I had a dream that was really weird. It involved touring with Mates of State and their trumpet guy being a vampire. Odd.

Also, Happy Thanksgiving. I wish everyone a safe and happy weekend.

Fail O'Tooles. Fail.

I have a somewhat deeply rooted dislike for bars called O'Tooles, well maybe one in particular, cough Royal Oak cough. I also love a good fail picture. When my friend Nick showed me this picture from failblog.org, I could not help but grin from ear to ear. This may not be from the specific bar I dislike, but it's just too good. I mean come on now, how stupid can you be?

Thank you failblog, and thank you Nick. This post is for Erica, Beth, Dan, and Andy if they ever see this, and well anyone else too who wants to laugh at O'Tooles.

BOO!

Halloween just might be my favorite holiday. It's way up there at least. It's just about having a good time without the stress of bigger holidays. This year I am ready and am way pumped!

Tonight I get to be this girl:

And tomorrow, this classy broad:

What could be more fun than being Ugly Betty and Amy Winehouse for a few days?! Happy Halloween everyone.

Blerg.

I've been liking this blogging business lately. Check out the new links I've added to "I like these." There are some really fun ones and some very informative ones as well.

Pickle

I got a Twitter. I got a Twitter. I got a Twitter hey hey hey hey...

And I'm still trying to figure it all out. What's the deal with that? I should really make a profile. Next on the agenda. So go to my Twitter. I just think it's a fun word. Twitter.

And I really cannot believe that I forget my user name almost every time I log in here. Super lame.

Happy Oberon Day

Actually, happy Day After Oberon Day. Yes, Bell's Oberon is back. I can almost feel summer now, after enjoying a night at Bell's drinking the best seasonal beer there is. So happy day. All of you that live in Illinois and other silly states that don't get it, and you Nick in Germany, be jealous.

I'm ready for some summer, and some oranges.

Thursday

It's Thursday, and I'm not going to Roadhouse. Sadness. I feel like a fatass just sitting here watching TV. It's because I am dead tired. It's 9:30 and my eyes are clooooosing. Plus, I am enjoying watching some trashy celeb show on VH1. Sometimes I think it would be nice to be an heir to some great fortune like the people I'm watching now, minus all the rehab, drug problems, lack of privacy, annoying people around, rooms for just wrapping presents, and trashy VH1 shows made about you.

It's Eccentric Night at Bell's tomorrow. Are you ready? Whatever shall I wear?

Werd.