Daily Thoughts, an Embarrassing Portrait of an Unemployed, Single 26 YearOld Woman

  • 8am. Awake. Again. Might as well get going, online job listings, I will DOMINATE you.
  • Man, I am so good at Words with Friends!
  • I should really get out of bed and shower. Or go work out.
  • Gah. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the worst. Whoopi rocks though.
  • Ok, now I should get out of bed.
  • I wonder if anyone wants to meet me for lunch…
  • Ramen for lunch is really the better idea.
  • Time to clean my bathroom.
  • That girl on Tumblr needs to wisen up.
  • Hilarious online video. I die.
  • How is it already time for Oprah?
  • Gilmore Girls at 5 then I really will turn off the TV till primetime.
  • Should I make dinner? What to make for dinner….? Hmmmm. I guess I’ll just have a bottle of wine instead.
  • Guess I’ll pour myself another glass of wine… Fuck. I finished the bottle already? Do I open another one or…?
  • Glad I bought that low-cal margarita mix. Yum.
  • TV is the best.
  • No one can tell from my tweets that I’m drunk right? Noooooo.
  • Close the computer. Go to bed. Close the computer. Go to bed.
  • Late night facebook-stalking is all the rage.
  • Man, I am even amazing at Words with Friends whilst druuuuuunk.
  • ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Boredom!