I Need a New Morning Routine

This little girl is amazing. I think I need to stand on my counter and do this every morning. "I can do anything great. I like my mom. I like my house. I like my stuff. . ."

Brain Stalker!

Ok so I came across this on Tumblr from Vainglorious through Yumwatch, just read it:

Daily Thoughts, an Embarrassing Portrait of an Unemployed, Single 26 YearOld Woman

• 8am. Awake. Again. Might as well get going, online job listings, I will DOMINATE you.
• Man, I am so good at Words with Friends!
• I should really get out of bed and shower. Or go work out.
• Gah. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the worst. Whoopi rocks though.
• Ok, now I should get out of bed.
• I wonder if anyone wants to meet me for lunch…
• Ramen for lunch is really the better idea.
• Time to clean my bathroom.
• That girl on Tumblr needs to wisen up.
• Hilarious online video. I die.
• How is it already time for Oprah?
• Gilmore Girls at 5 then I really will turn off the TV till primetime.
• Should I make dinner? What to make for dinner….? Hmmmm. I guess I’ll just have a bottle of wine instead.
• Guess I’ll pour myself another glass of wine… Fuck. I finished the bottle already? Do I open another one or…?
• Glad I bought that low-cal margarita mix. Yum.
• TV is the best.
• No one can tell from my tweets that I’m drunk right? Noooooo.
• Close the computer. Go to bed. Close the computer. Go to bed.
• Late night facebook-stalking is all the rage.
• Man, I am even amazing at Words with Friends whilst druuuuuunk.
• ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Boredom!

Holy hell, I don’t remember writing this. No, but really this sums up many of my days down to the very minute. It's almost scary. Who’s been lurking in my brain? I mean, even the title. Damn. Thankfully I do have some resemblance of a job now, even if it is only temporary.

Power to all of us educated, unemployed, under-appreciated, and bored 20-something job searchers! Good luck to SarahChristine of Vainglorious and to everyone like us out there.

I'm having champagne and blog posting tonight, damnit!

Wow, I have not posted on here in for.Ev.Errr. It's been officially long enough that I think zero people will read this. I don't even think I will read this, but whatever I don't care!

Ok so I saw this Tina Fey video posted earlier by a friend of mine, and I died so many times, that I might even go so far as to say the dated "I died bananas" while watching:



So this lead me to watching more youtube videos of course since it is like the most subtly addicting website ever created. It's like, "I'm just gonna watch this one little 2 minute thing." That leads to about three hours later, "Wait, one more! This video looks good!" You know it's true. Anyway, end tangent. The first video lead me to watching this:



This video really made me think back to all the funny SNL skits and people I've seen in the past, but not only that, how much I love little quirky characters on TV & in entertainment now. For so long it has been a man's world. Lately though, and slowly within the past 20 years or so, I think that female comedians have come into their light. Jon Cryer brings up Mindy Kaling in this video, who is a perfect example. For a while, I had heard her name but had no idea who she was. At the same time, I knew that there was this really funny Indian character on "The Office" that would be on from time to time. When I figured out that they were the same person AND that she wrote and directed many of the episodes, I was highly impressed. Watch this girl on the show. She is just random and uber funny. It's just that she's so funny but must be so smart at the same time and on her game that I can't even deal.

Point: People like Mindy Kaling along with Ellen Degeneres, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Sarah Silverman, and so many female comedians make me happy these days, happy that they can rule so hard in a man's world.